at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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