She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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