He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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