We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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