Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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