butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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