ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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