Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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