She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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