Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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