You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
There r osticjed everywhere
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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