I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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