READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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