Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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