is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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