this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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