So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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