ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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