I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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