i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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