Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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