Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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