On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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