using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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