what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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