my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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