i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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