i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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