Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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