were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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