Kiss
Puke
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Randomize