Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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