i would punch a child for taco bell
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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