theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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