You really coming over, don't trick.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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