Can Purell be used as lube?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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