i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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