I got chris browned last night
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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