I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I have demons in me.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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