Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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