And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
My legs feel like baby dolphins
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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