You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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