guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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