I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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