She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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