Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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