Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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