He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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