im gay
i know
yea but for you.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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