So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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