anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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