He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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