No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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