would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
